Two blogs ago may have seemed pretty cRaZy...well, boy do I have news for you! The very next day (it was only an overnight trip) brought enough CrAzInEsS to create a sequel...
I flew home from Chicago to Omaha with a connecting flight in Minneapolis (the current evil of all airports right now, as they are down to only one runway!). Thankfully I made the connection after a delayed flight, only because this time my gates were right next to each other. SWEET, I was gonna make it home in time for the premiere of Survivor: China!
I flew home from Chicago to Omaha with a connecting flight in Minneapolis (the current evil of all airports right now, as they are down to only one runway!). Thankfully I made the connection after a delayed flight, only because this time my gates were right next to each other. SWEET, I was gonna make it home in time for the premiere of Survivor: China!
I arrived in Omaha around 6:00pm, grabbed myself some nourishment (a giant cinnamon roll & chocolate milk, mmm) to tide me over while I waited for the baggage claim to start going...
Well, sure enough, my luggage (one small suitcase) was nowhere to be found. Since I had such a close connection in Minneapolis, I thought, "No big deal, it'll just be on the next flight." So, I headed to the ticket counter to give them my info for delivery of my luggage.
I then hopped on the South Long-Term Parking Shuttle to my car, was going to stop by & visit my hubby working and then continue home for my good ole reality show...
"Ma'am, I guess I need you to take me back to the terminal...my luggage didn't make it & I just realized my car keys are in that suitcase." Yep, that's right, I was naive enough to think my suitcase wouldn't make it to Omaha from Chicago on an overnight trip. ;P I had my billfold & medicine with me, thinkin' those were the most important things to have. I tried packing as little as possible, so I hadn't brought my purse.
My cell phone is dead. Duh, why would anything else go smoothly after this?! So, I look in my billfold for the 50 cents needed for a
pay-phone to call Josh at work to pick me up. What?! I only have 38 cents...gosh, I feel pathetic. I then tried calling my parents Collect so they could call Josh...no answer (with no surprise, since they never answer calls from unknown numbers). I contemplated my other options & then remembered that I have a work calling card...so, I call both Josh's office phone & personal cell; leave a message on one. He's rarely at his desk & his work cell was in my dead phone's contacts. I then called his building's main number, who then transferred me to surveillance, who then gave me his work cell number. I called it & sure enough he was in the middle of an arrest & wouldn't talk to me. Those usually take awhile...
At this point, my Survivor viewing had gone bye-bye. :(
I head outside to wait for Josh & after putting it off for awhile out of fear of thinking it was a stupid question, I walk up to a taxi & ask if they take credit cards as payment - LOL! Guess what folks?! They do now. I hop in & tell the guy to take me to Harrah's where Josh is "based." I figured that would help, so Josh wouldn't have to leave work....
I get to the casino & check his office...no luck. Now, I'm panicked that he made it to the airport before I caught him. I head up to the guest services office to have them locate him & feel like a complete idiot walking through a casino carrying a big laptop case as if I'm some high-roller bringin' in a stash of cash for a long night of poker! They find him & he's now back at his office. Um, yeah...he was pretty ticked that he wasted time going over there, blah, blah, blah...then took me back to the airport, I hopped back on the stupid parking lot shuttle & finally get my car, crying that I not only don't have my luggage, but the husband is annoyed & I'm friggin' starving!
I grabbed some Fazoli's spaghetti & breadsticks to-go & headed home to veg out...it's now 9:00pm. :( Oh, believe me...the story has only just begun...
I get a call at 11:45pm that said, "Hi, this is Linda with Capitol Express & I have your luggage. I'll be there at 12:20am." EXCUSE ME?! After two days of delayed flights & you're bringing me my luggage at midnight of a weekday?! So, I go watch t.v. until she shows up. Phew, there's my bag! ...or not. It had my claim tag around the handle, but some foreign luggage tag attached to it. I immediately recognized it was not my bag. Nice, real nice. She took it back & I had no idea where mine was.
The next day I went to the airport to see if my bag was there. Well, 2 1/2 hours later, they determined....absolutely nada about the location of my bag! It was a tagging error in Chicago where they put the wrong tag on mine & this other person's bags...mine was most likely across the world in France! The phone number on the luggage tag was not operational, so they found some business cards & were gonna e-mail the person, as well as put a "watch" out for my bag that will hopefully be brought back to an airport somewhere...
At this point, my Survivor viewing had gone bye-bye. :(
I head outside to wait for Josh & after putting it off for awhile out of fear of thinking it was a stupid question, I walk up to a taxi & ask if they take credit cards as payment - LOL! Guess what folks?! They do now. I hop in & tell the guy to take me to Harrah's where Josh is "based." I figured that would help, so Josh wouldn't have to leave work....
I get to the casino & check his office...no luck. Now, I'm panicked that he made it to the airport before I caught him. I head up to the guest services office to have them locate him & feel like a complete idiot walking through a casino carrying a big laptop case as if I'm some high-roller bringin' in a stash of cash for a long night of poker! They find him & he's now back at his office. Um, yeah...he was pretty ticked that he wasted time going over there, blah, blah, blah...then took me back to the airport, I hopped back on the stupid parking lot shuttle & finally get my car, crying that I not only don't have my luggage, but the husband is annoyed & I'm friggin' starving!
I grabbed some Fazoli's spaghetti & breadsticks to-go & headed home to veg out...it's now 9:00pm. :( Oh, believe me...the story has only just begun...
I get a call at 11:45pm that said, "Hi, this is Linda with Capitol Express & I have your luggage. I'll be there at 12:20am." EXCUSE ME?! After two days of delayed flights & you're bringing me my luggage at midnight of a weekday?! So, I go watch t.v. until she shows up. Phew, there's my bag! ...or not. It had my claim tag around the handle, but some foreign luggage tag attached to it. I immediately recognized it was not my bag. Nice, real nice. She took it back & I had no idea where mine was.
The next day I went to the airport to see if my bag was there. Well, 2 1/2 hours later, they determined....absolutely nada about the location of my bag! It was a tagging error in Chicago where they put the wrong tag on mine & this other person's bags...mine was most likely across the world in France! The phone number on the luggage tag was not operational, so they found some business cards & were gonna e-mail the person, as well as put a "watch" out for my bag that will hopefully be brought back to an airport somewhere...
LOL, how ironic! I just did a Google search for an image of "lost luggage" & this was the first result!!!
All my toiletries, my expensive Simpson college fair blanket, my contacts, my car/house keys, 2 nice
pairs of work pants & my favorite pair of jeans are all in that suitcase (& with my big bootay, I have a terrible time shopping for jeans!!). And a week from tomorrow I leave for Colorado for 2 full weeks....AAAHHHH!
I can't believe this is only the beginning of travel season.
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4 comments:
lol..oh-dear... i feel bad for you :(
totally brings back memories of our Minnesota send-off trip and hearing about the colorado adventure!
Hope your luggage shows up!!!
I heard about the luggage in France, but I had no idea about the rest of the story . . . UGH!
You have the most insane travel mishaps!
First of all, do you ever eat anything with actual nutritional value? :)
2nd- Tell Josh to such it up or else some weird forest elf will blow him away in that funky World Of Warcraft or whatever it is he does..
3rd- Good luck with the luggage- keep us updated!
Maybe Drew could take the train to France and pick up your bags for you? That would probably be easier than what you're dealing with! :)
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